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Title: Joke of the week #8
Post by: Nick Badame Refrig/ACC on July 16, 2006, 08:21:08 PM
Amish Driver

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

"Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home," responded the Amish lady.

"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!" instructed the cop.

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" asked Jacob.
"He said the reflector is broken," replied the lady.

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" wondered Jacob.
"I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake"...

Title: Re: Joke of the week #8
Post by: HighTechRedneck on July 16, 2006, 10:15:07 PM
The way some days go, I can really identify with the horse.  ;)

Title: Re: Joke of the week #8
Post by: Clarke Echols on July 18, 2006, 07:25:10 PM
 Please read the following passage quietly to
yourself for the next 30 seconds. Ready? Here it is:

"                                              "

Congratulations. You have just performed the entire
Samuel Beckett play, "Breath," first introduced to
the stage in April 1970. Without actors or dialogue.

Title: Re: Joke of the week #8
Post by: Bosshosssport96 on July 20, 2006, 07:59:55 PM
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