"How’s the old escape ladder for your bus coming along, haven't seen any reports lately. Y’know, how was it you put it ... in case you accidentally lock your keys INSIDE the bus ... And here all along, you and Donald thought I wasn't paying attention."
Umm when is the last time you were checked to see how your Alzheimer meds are working? I NEVER said that.
What I said was, I would like to use the emergency exit as a second door so that I can exit and enter my bedroom without going through the entire bus, I never said anything about locking my keys in the bus. My main reason for wanting to do that is if my kids are sleeping in the front of the bus it would be nice to not disturb them if I desired to go outside. It is a courtesy thing, something you know nothing about.
Why don't you take your lame wannabe Garrison Keiller rants over to the other board and leave this one alone? You are a sad little man with no meaning to his life and the only way you can feel like you have even an ounce of significance in this world is to bully people into playing your sick games. You really need therapy.