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« on: November 10, 2008, 04:20:41 PM »

 

 The Buffalo News/Friday, November 12, 1993
 Mike  Royko
The real way to honor our veterans:
Deal the cards and pass the tequila

JUST PHONED six friends and asked them what they were doing on Veterans Day.
They all said the same thing:  working."
Me too.
There is something else we share. We are all military veterans.
And there is a third thing we have in common. We are not employees of the federal government, state government, county government, municipal government, the Postal Service, the courts, banks or  S & Ls, and we don't teach school.
If we did, we would have been among the many millions of people who spent Veterans Day goofing off.
Which is why it is about time congress revised the ridiculous terms of Veterans Day as a national holiday.
The purpose of Veterans Day is to honor all veterans.
So how does this country honor em?
By letting the veterans, the majority of whom work in the private sector, spend the day at their jobs they can pay taxes that permit millions of non-veterans to get paid for doing nothing.
As my friend Harry put it:
"First I went through basic training. Then infantry school. Then I got on a crowded, stinking troop ship that took 23 days to get from San Francisco to Japan. We went through a storm that had 90 percent of the guys on the ship throwing up for a week.
"Then I rode a beat-up transport plane from Japan to Korea, and it almost went down in the drink. I think the pilot was drunk.
"When I got to Korea, I was lucky. The war ended seven months after I got there, and I didn't kill anybody and nobody killed me.
"But it was still a miserable experience. Then when my tour was over, I got on another troop ship and it took 21 stinking days to cross the Pacific. When I got home on leave, one of the older guys at the neighborhood bar he was a World War 11 vet - told me I was a s ---head because we didn't win, we only got a tie.
"So now on Veterans Day I get up in the morning and go down to the office and work.
"You know what my nephew does? He sleeps in. That's because he works for the state. And do you know what he did during the Vietnam War? He ducked the draft by getting a job teaching at an inner-city school.
"Now, is that a raw deal or what?"
Of course it's a raw deal. So I propose that Congress revise Veterans Day to provide the following:

     1. All veterans - and only veterans - should have the day off from work. It doesn't matter if they were combat heroes or stateside clerk-typists. Anybody who went through basic training and was awakened before dawn by a redneck drill sergeant who bellowed, "Drop your whatsis and grab your socks and fall out on the road," is entitled.

2. Those veterans who wish to march in parades, make speeches or listen to speeches can do so. But for those.who don't, all local
gambling laws should be suspended for the day to Permit vets to gather in taverns, pull a couple of tables together and spend the day playing poker, blackjack and craps, drinking and telling lewd lies about lewd experiences with lewd women. All bar prices should be rolled back to enlisted men's club prices. Officers can pay the going rate, the stiffs.
 
3. All anti-smoking laws will be suspended for the day. The same holds for all misdemeanor laws pertaining to disorderly conduct, non-felonious brawling, leering, gawking and any other gross and disgusting public behavior that does not harm another individual.

4. It will be a treasonable offense for any spouse or live-in girlfriend (or boyfriend, if it applies) to utter the dreaded words, "What time will you be home tonight?"

5. Anyone caught posing as a veteran will be required to eat a triple portion of chipped beef on toast, with Spam on the side, and spend the day watching a chaplain present a color-slide presentation on the horrors of VD.

6. Regardless of how high his office, no politician who had the opportunity to serve in the military, but didn't, will be allowed to make a patriotic speech, appear on TV or poke his nose out of his office for the entire day. Any politician who defies this ban will Be required to spend 12 hours wearing headphones and listening to tapes of President Clinton explaining his deferments.
Now, deal the cards and pass the tequila.


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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 06:15:35 PM »

I second THAT!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2008, 07:50:23 PM »

In the 22 plus years Ihave spent in the Army I don't ever recall being off on vets day ,Even after I retired I have worked on every vets day Sad.Come to think about it the only folk to ever wish me a happy happy was my family and other real veterans who actually served,so from me to you who haved served with honor(paying this foward)Have a Blessed day from us and God bless America.Maybe some twit in washington will get us a day to take off(every one),just my two empty shells 8)Van
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2008, 07:51:46 PM »

Seconded and passed. The Tequila, that is  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2008, 08:48:52 PM »

And no one can be commander in chief unless they have served in the military.     BUR
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2008, 06:50:06 AM »

And no one can be commander in chief unless they have served in the military.     BUR

Lets keep this to tributes and thank yous for all our Vets.  Although off-topic, I feel it is fitting to leave this on this BB until tomorrow (when it will probably be moved to the off-topic BB)  Jack
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2008, 10:07:05 PM »

Point taken Jack.  I remember when I was in Vietnam we felt we had no support from the homeland. I can only imagine what our soldiers are feeling now. I would just ask all of you if you meet a soldier that has served in either of the wars going on now to shake his or her hand and say thanks.     BUR
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