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DrivingMissLazy
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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2006, 11:31:47 AM »

Maybe this will help cheer you up and maybe give you a chuckle:

>Things Never Said By Southerners>

>40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
>39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
>38. Duct tape won't fix that.
>37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
>36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
>35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
>34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
>33. You can't feed that to the dog.
>32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
>31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
>30. Wrasslin's fake.
>29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
>28. We're vegetarians.
>27. Do you think my gut is too big?
>26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
>25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
>24. Who's Richard Petty?
>23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
>22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
>21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
>20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
>19. Trim the fat off that steak.
>18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
>17. The tires on that truck are too big.
>16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
>15. I've got it all on the C drive.
>14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
>13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
>12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
>11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
>10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
>09. Checkmate.
>08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
>07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
>06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
>05. I don't have a favorite college team.
>04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
>03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
>02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
>01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a good Reisling in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming:  WOO HOO, what a ride
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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2006, 03:56:00 PM »



Having been raised hillbilly, I might have heard these said,

40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen, and my sister to boot.
>39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex, i hear the fishins good this week.
>38. Duct tape won't fix that, ya need a nail or two.
>37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael, nappin so she could run away.
>36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. what is a heineken anyway?
>35. We don't keep firearms in this house. we like em better in the truck.
>34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? for mamma.
>33. You can't feed that to the dog. it's still good.
>32. I thought Graceland was tacky. was what he said just before I hurt him.
>31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. Grandmas drivin.
>30. Wrasslin's fake. in the olympics.
>29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?  nothin here, who's greenpeace anyway?
>28. We're vegetarians. cows eat grass.
>27. Do you think my gut is too big? no honey it ain't.
>26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes with my biscuits and gravy.I'm eatin healthy.
>25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 20's enough.
>24. Who's Richard Petty? I like Jr.
>23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. I'm on a diet.
>22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. Ya don't say?
>21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. in church.
>20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. for my anniversary.
>19. Trim the fat off that steak. it tatses better by itself.
>18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. I don't speak spanish.
>17. The tires on that truck are too big. Never.
>16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. when pigs fly.
>15. I've got it all on the C drive. I have the fastest truck in the holler.
>14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. when I eat BBQ.
>13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled? This dynamite oughta do the trick.
>12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. Gentleman's club.
>11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. for my freakin mother-in law.
>10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. for my huntin dog.
>09. Checkmate. whasszat?
>08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. I think a baby should wear a onepiece.
>07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? let's plant em.
>06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.yea right.
>05. I don't have a favorite college team. other than BAMA!
>04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.in a bucket.
>03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. they need to be snapped alot shortern at.
>02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. your kindergarten class is goin sleddin today.
>01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight. Deputy.
 Sorry just had to.
Devin
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Devin, Amy, and the kids!!
Happily Bussin'!!
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