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Author Topic: Just a Thought for the Day  (Read 1996 times)

« on: July 19, 2006, 04:20:25 AM »

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the
bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom, right after you saved
him. I am sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, " He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 07:01:56 AM »

Oh.......Dallas..........NOOOOOOOOO Shocked Shocked Shocked

"Ask yourself this question...Are you funky enough to be a globetrotter?  Well are you???  ARE YOU?!?!

deal with it."            Professor Bubblegum Tate
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