If you open the window on your passenger car or truck about 6” at a toll booth to get your ticket or pay a toll … you might be a BusNut.
If you hear there’s a “Blue-Light special” on RV toilet tissue at K-Mart and drop what you’re doing, making a mad dash for the sale … you might be a BusNut.
If you know that Fast Fred is a person and not a horse racing handicapping program or that a “noise maker” isn’t something used exclusively on New Year’s eve, you might be a BusNut.
If you’re talking to friends and neighbors about your recent bus trip, telling them where you stayed, but find yourself replacing a hotel name for the name “Wal-Mart” … you just might be a BusNut.
If you even know the reference between a bridge in Chicago and the Dave Matthews Band … you might be a BusNut.
If you’re referencing “Luke” … and not discussing the Bible or Star Wars, you might be a BusNut.
If you've got your wife and kids shouting "Wanna-be-Bus" when they see a "sticks & staples bus-like" unit on the highway, you might be a BusNut (and grooming your offspring for the same!).
If you are at a campground … a bus meet … a Wal-Mart … or ANY place on earth, staring into the open engine compartment of a bus with more than yourself in complete silence – "JUST TAKING IT ALL IN"
… you just might be a BusNut.