Ha ha, yall got me to look, as I never have. I am ignored by one. Pretty funny, as I havent been on here much, cept when in a jam, or need advice. Maybe that one person who thinks a woman shouldnt be on here, lol. To him, he can kiss my grits!
Whoooooooooooooooooooooosh! That was the big sucking sound the board made when all these nimrods rushed to their respective profiles to see who had been ignoring them. Now that is rich, eh?
How do you know it is a "guy" that is ignoring you? (
he can kiss my grits) it could be a .... well never mind.
At one time I had four of them ignoring me, but now I note it is down to three and that really kind of irritates me, I was going for a full set. Now I will have to start all over, repopulating my I hate BCO population.
Life is so unfair. Nothing ever works out for me the way I want it to.
My barn having burned to the ground, I can now clearly see the moon.
Here we are almost eleven months into the New Year and it occurs to me that none of my predictions, not one New Year’s Resolution, has come to be. The New Year certainly looked much different back on January.
Here are 25 of my predictions for the coming New Year that so far have failed to materialize.
Boxcarokie will be arrested for Internet Bus Bashing and posting off topic.
Boxcarokie will avoid jail time by crying the cyber internet bullying defense and asking for rehab.
Boxcarokie will get released from rehab and make a mockery of the present system
See number #1 again (boxcarokie it seems never learns).
The state of California will declare bankruptcy. The state of California will be purchased from the U.S. bankruptcy court by a Mexican drug cartel and the new capitol will be moved to Smokersville (Just south of Fresno), laws concerning “second hand smoke” will be repealed.
3 random celebrities will die within a short period of time of each other, a member of The Bus Community will quickly establish that he was in a building that they were once in, or knows someone who was in the building where they once were in, but it will be no one that we know.
Boxcar will get one winning ticket on the lottery after only 12 years.
The Bus Community will change their meaning to (CBS) Completely Bus Stuff and a committee will be formed for even more NEW RULES to be announced later.
Moderator(s) will follow suit with the name changes to (NBC) Never Been Correct and (ABC) Always Behind (the) Curve, BCO will resume his treatments using Prozac.
Not one Bus Club blog will win a Pulitzer Prize in 2012 or ever for that matter (Especially mine which 6 billion people have never visited for sure). Toy Replica Bus models will become all the rage at Quartzite Swap Meet. Which will in turn help Van Hagan buy a 42” HD television and take his wife to Dinner.
Truck-stops nationwide will introduce the “Double Eagle McRib” – 2 fake processed pork patties in BBQ sauce with pickles and onions on a toasted bun, served on rusty looking alum sheets. Show your club badge, receive a membership benefit of 10% off.
Outrageous diesel prices will hijack my travel plans again. My VIN number will be revealed to be a counterfiet and I am actually running around in a Volkswagon bus instead of a tired old Eagle 10-S.
John Walsh and America’s Most Wanted will announce they have located a totally rust free Eagle just outside Spokane, Washington, and advertise it in a BCM want ad at a greatly reduced price.
The Bus Community will rescind the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy about people spotting buses on the road and then rushing to their favorite board and posting Eagle sighting ... anyone know who they are?
“They” all the people in The Bus Community who dislike most everything associated with fun, will be named.
The Biggest Loser TV show will be renamed “living on the road in a big ol bus” and recieve a minus four neilson rating. The surprise reveal on Oprah’s final show will be that she isn’t retiring. Oprah will also shock her audience by announcing that she will buy a used Eagle for anyone who is currently in The Bus Community pretending to be bus people, but doesn’t actually own bus or a motorhome for that matter.
The Bus Community will most likely remove my name from the Bus Club newsletter list even tho my dues are current. A Bus Community member will resort to actually calling someone to fix his refrigerator instead of posting almost weekly minutia on how he plans to fix it. The wandering fish-bowl hippy bus will actually make it to the Golden City of Dirty Air before Christmas. I-40 will freeze over before Thanksgiving but the hail outside of Kingman will beat the ice completely off the road before ten A.M..
In 2012 a new policy will be invoked where new members will no longer be steered to junk yards and crooked shops for repairs on their working projects and/or buses. Boxcarokie’s blog posts throughout 2012 will continue to be filled with useless trivia, accounts of his day-to-day mundane life, jabs at people who excessively use smiley faces and LOL to make a point, and yes some typos from time to time.
A new policy of Self imposed excile will be placed in effect to curb known troublemakers and or Yellow Dawg Democrats or those whadya call 'em? Oh yeah, Tea Party People. Members who post items on bus boards, that are remotely humorous or off topic will now routed to a undisclosed location at this time. Offending members will be released by the Bus Community to “post whatever they want somewhere else” by those in charge.
Something akin to what your mother used to say when she would say .... “Go outside and play on the Freeway.” So far, it appears that only #14 has come to pass, the rest are still up in the air, stay tuned, we will let you know.
See you on the boulevard ... Watch those right-handers. (curbs are really hard on 14 year old tires). There that should get me back up to at least four or five.
(Yawn ... As if anyone really cares)
BCO
