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« on: December 03, 2006, 06:16:42 AM »

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years. 
 
The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions." 
 
The minister inquired "Trips to where?" "
 
For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
 
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph.
 
Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary.
 
"I'm going to go get her."
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2006, 06:49:33 AM »

Pretty old one, been using that one in my show for years almost forgot it. but a good one none the less
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2006, 05:38:33 AM »

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside
her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the
Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there
anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her.

The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have
to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2006, 06:56:27 AM »



capt ron

 Are you planning on going to daytona  for bike week.

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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2006, 03:48:58 PM »

If I can find some gigs Grin Your the second person that asked me that today
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2006, 05:27:56 AM »

   Capt. Ron

   We have always parked at the west parking lot at the speedway. but they have reworked the tunnel to the infield  and the traffic is bad. also the price has gotten outragious for parking in a field with no water or connections.  thinking about going out tomako farms road to that field they rent out.

look forward to seeing you there.  always make several trips downtown but our main thing is dirt bikes.  the gmcc   and the alligator enduro.

enjoyed you web site.  reminds me of daytona.


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