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Author Topic: OT: Another Brain Teaser  (Read 969 times)
captain ron
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« on: January 12, 2007, 07:58:55 PM »

A man turns off a light, goes to bed, wakes up in the morning, reads the news paper head line and kills himself.
What was his job? It's all relative.
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2007, 08:08:55 PM »

HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh? uh I dunno! BK  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2007, 08:35:26 PM »

light house keeper ? ? ?
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captain ron
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2007, 09:20:09 PM »

You win  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2007, 01:16:30 PM »

Somehow, I would have expected the correct answer to come from Kyle.  I only have one question for him:

If you're so gol danged smart, guy...why aren't you rich?  Probably a question your wife has asked for years! Cheesy

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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2007, 04:15:01 PM »

Not a brain teaser, but:


As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?". The pilot's reply, "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)
 

 
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2007, 05:32:04 PM »

Somehow, I would have expected the correct answer to come from Kyle. I only have one question for him:

If you're so gol danged smart, guy...why aren't you rich? Probably a question your wife has asked for years! Cheesy

NCbob

Hey Bob, Even a blind squirel finds a nut occasionally.

I may not have $$$, but I have something better that $$$ can't buy & that is friends like you & all the others in this busnut community.

I sure do sleep well with that knowledge.


PS the question I hear most often from Nancy is WHY oh why?  Grin
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