I think you guys are reading my E-mails, I just got this -
WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a
shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.