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« on: April 25, 2007, 09:52:18 AM »

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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.  He was being cross-examined  by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

Q:  "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" 

A: "No sir.  But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the  description of this so-called offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir.  With my life." 

Q: "With  your life?  Let me ask you this then officer.  Do  you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!" 

Q: "And  do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do." 

Q: "And  do you have a lock on your locker?" 

A: "Yes  sir."

Q:  "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" 

A: "You  see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." 

The  courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.  The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.     
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 10:05:26 AM »

Poor lawyers they are the but of so many jokes, and they deserive them.
Thanks for the laugh
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 10:37:56 AM »

I think that is uncalled for; after all its just 99% of the lawyers that give the rest a bad name.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 01:22:37 PM »

Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn't want to start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue, again in the same place.

He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, "Did you just lick me twice in the butt?"

The other tiger replied, "Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth."
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007, 01:49:02 PM »

Lawyers do not have to worry about swimming in shark infested waters. The sharks will not bite them Professional Courtesy
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 02:28:46 PM »

What do you have when you have 100 lawyers neck deep in sand?

not enough sand.       Grin
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2007, 04:35:16 PM »

>The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the
> street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the
> walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and
> his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
> As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the
> world are you dressed like this?"
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> The Cowboy says:
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> "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down
> the road and this pretty little red head asks me
> to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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> We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks
> me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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> Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull
> off my pants .. so I did.
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> Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to
> pull off my shorts . so I did.
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> Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind
> of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ",
> and here I am."
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> Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist!!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2007, 06:20:10 PM »

A dead Dog and a dead Lawyer are lying in the middle of the road - What's the difference?


There's skid marks in front of the Dog
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2007, 06:17:58 AM »

American Busisnesses

99.9% of busisnesses in this country survive by having the ability to satisfy the customer's needs 99% of the time.
If not, more than likely they will see poor profits and fold in time...

American Lawyers

99.9% of lawyers don't give a dam weather you are satisfied or not but, they always make 100% profit all the time...
Have you ever heard of a lawyer going out of busisness? I Think Not!

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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 01:26:39 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2007, 03:02:45 PM »

Well at least he is not driving down the road.
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2007, 03:58:16 PM »

There was once an option on some of the euro coaches where the driver had his own
private apartment downstairs with a cot and reading light, a/c and all.

Like what is doable on some of the big neoplan doubledeck buses.

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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2007, 05:55:14 PM »

Bryce?  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2007, 07:55:41 PM »

 I recognize him, He was at the Arcadia rally with his wife and son. I just cant remember his name?
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2007, 08:56:48 PM »

Except that appears to be a Right Hand drive coach...

Note the door location...( the print that you can see is correct so it's not a mirror image.)

The briefs appear Down-Under or Euro style. ( May be a Brit..? ) No shame either way.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2007, 08:23:34 AM »

It is reversed or they are using letters I don't usually see. Check the 'R' again. But the 'WWW.' looks correct.
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2007, 06:29:49 AM »

 Lawyers are now being used in medical and scientific experiments!!!!  There are some things so vile they cant even get the rats to do them!!!
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2007, 12:50:07 PM »

Things Never Said By Southerners
 
40.  Oh I just couldn't.  Hell, she's only sixteen.
39.  I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38.  Duct tape won't fix that.
37.  Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36.  Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35.  We don't keep firearms in this house.
34.  Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33.  You can't feed that to the dog.
32.  I thought Graceland was tacky.
31.  No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30.  Wrasslin's fake.
29.  Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28.  We're vegetarians.
27.  Do you think my gut is too big?
26.  I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
 25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24.  Who's Richard Petty?
23.  Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22.  Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21.  Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20.  I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19.  Trim the fat off that steak.
18.  Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17.  The tires on that truck are too big.
16.  I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15.  I've got it all on the C drive.
14.  Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13.  Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12.  My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11.  I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10.  Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09.  Checkmate.
08.  She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07.  Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06.  Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05.  I don't have a favorite college team.
04.  Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03.  I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02.  Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01.  Nope, no more for me.  I'm drivin tonight.

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« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2007, 01:11:02 PM »

And last but not least like it says behind the bar in Aurthurs snowbird heaven   "If its that great up north what the **** are you doing down here?"
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2007, 02:54:12 PM »

TEST FOR OLD KIDS
 
 This is a test for us old kids. The answers are printed below, but don't
 you cheat!
 
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the
 grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone
 would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave
 behind?________________.
 
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched
 them on The _______________ Show.
 
03. "Get your kicks, ___________________."
 
04. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been
 changed___________________."
 
05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________."

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a
stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the
 "_____________."
 
07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best....... _______________."
 
08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this
 great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.
 
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________. 


10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always
 ended his television show by saying, "Good Night, and "________ ________".
 
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning
 their______________.
 
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the
 front was called the VW . What other names did it go by? ____________
 &_______________.
 
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music
 died."This was a tribute to ___________________.
 
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did
 it. It was called ___________________.
 
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring
 that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ___________ _____. !

16. Who said "good nite Mrs. Calabash wherever you are?"

17. What was the Name of Sky Kings Plane?

18. At the beginning of this show, a voice calls out, "Car _ _ Where Are You?"

19. Finish This, "Oh Pancho!  _ _  _ _ _ _ _!

 
 
 
ANSWERS:
 
01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader, and "Good Night, and may God Bless."
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned.)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop
16. Jimmy Durante
17. Song Bird
18. 54
19. Oh Cisco!

 
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2007, 04:57:22 PM »

That was really good, I enjoyed it.  Only missed on two of them.  Our capacity to forget important things and remember trivia after so many years is amazing.
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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2007, 06:34:02 PM »

Well, I will have to say you did better than me. I missed four. LOl
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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2007, 04:36:59 AM »

I did pretty good, I only missed #13.  Jack
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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2007, 04:40:50 AM »

I added it to the test. Thanks for the question. Richard

1 more, Who said good nite Mrs Calabash werever you are?
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2007, 05:03:48 AM »

Dr. Dave, I added it to the test. Thanks for the answer. I had forgotten it. LOL
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1more, Who said good nite Mrs Calabash werever you are?



What was the Name of Sky Kings Plane?
I am adding it to the test, but I do not know the answer. Richard
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According to the Sky King trivia page, he had two airplanes, both named xxxx xxxx

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« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2007, 06:07:51 AM »

Frank Got it!

Another for the list:

At the beginning of this show, a voice calls out, "Car _ _ Where Are You?"

Too Easy?

Finish This, "Oh Pancho!  _ _  _ _ _ _ _!

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« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2007, 07:19:36 AM »

Frank Got it!

Another for the list:

At the beginning of this show, a voice calls out, "Car__  Where Are You?"

Jack got it. Answer moved to answer section. Richard
Too Easy?

Finish This, "Oh Pancho!  _ _  _ _ _ _ _! Can't remember this one but it was the Cisco Kid

I think this is really showing everyone's age!!
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Thanks for the answer Len. Moved to the answer section. Richard
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« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2007, 01:44:35 PM »

 


 Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.  I soon noticed the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.  I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.  Please help!

Thanks,

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program.  Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!  It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0.  It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.  Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support .  I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.  I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE!, because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.  Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs.  Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.  Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.  I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!  DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Cute Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.  This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

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« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2007, 03:07:55 PM »

My Grandpa was a bus driver.
When I die I want to go quietly, in my sleep, like my Grandpa did...
Not screaming like the rest of the passengers in the bus... 

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« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2007, 03:18:42 PM »

Don,

I have heard that one before, But I still laugh every time   Grin

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Subject: Iit takes a professional


A father walks into a bookstore with his young son.  The boy is holding a quarter.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.  At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.  After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches it in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.  Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied, ........  "Divorce attorney"
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« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2007, 05:26:01 AM »

Speaking of choking: A woman sitting at a bar chokes on a piece of popcorn.  A redneck sees her choking, runs over, pulls down her pants and licks her butt. The lady gasps and starts breathing.  The rednecks buddy looks at him and ask "where did you learn that?  The redneck replied "Ain't you never hear of that there Hinny Lick Maneuver?"
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