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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2007, 08:23:34 AM »

It is reversed or they are using letters I don't usually see. Check the 'R' again. But the 'WWW.' looks correct.
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2007, 06:29:49 AM »

 Lawyers are now being used in medical and scientific experiments!!!!  There are some things so vile they cant even get the rats to do them!!!
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2007, 12:50:07 PM »

Things Never Said By Southerners
 
40.  Oh I just couldn't.  Hell, she's only sixteen.
39.  I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38.  Duct tape won't fix that.
37.  Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36.  Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35.  We don't keep firearms in this house.
34.  Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33.  You can't feed that to the dog.
32.  I thought Graceland was tacky.
31.  No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30.  Wrasslin's fake.
29.  Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28.  We're vegetarians.
27.  Do you think my gut is too big?
26.  I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
 25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24.  Who's Richard Petty?
23.  Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22.  Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21.  Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20.  I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19.  Trim the fat off that steak.
18.  Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17.  The tires on that truck are too big.
16.  I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15.  I've got it all on the C drive.
14.  Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13.  Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12.  My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11.  I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10.  Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09.  Checkmate.
08.  She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07.  Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06.  Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05.  I don't have a favorite college team.
04.  Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03.  I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02.  Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01.  Nope, no more for me.  I'm drivin tonight.

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« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2007, 01:11:02 PM »

And last but not least like it says behind the bar in Aurthurs snowbird heaven   "If its that great up north what the **** are you doing down here?"
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2007, 02:54:12 PM »

TEST FOR OLD KIDS
 
 This is a test for us old kids. The answers are printed below, but don't
 you cheat!
 
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the
 grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone
 would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave
 behind?________________.
 
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched
 them on The _______________ Show.
 
03. "Get your kicks, ___________________."
 
04. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been
 changed___________________."
 
05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________."

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a
stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the
 "_____________."
 
07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best....... _______________."
 
08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this
 great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.
 
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________. 


10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always
 ended his television show by saying, "Good Night, and "________ ________".
 
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning
 their______________.
 
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the
 front was called the VW . What other names did it go by? ____________
 &_______________.
 
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music
 died."This was a tribute to ___________________.
 
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did
 it. It was called ___________________.
 
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring
 that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ___________ _____. !

16. Who said "good nite Mrs. Calabash wherever you are?"

17. What was the Name of Sky Kings Plane?

18. At the beginning of this show, a voice calls out, "Car _ _ Where Are You?"

19. Finish This, "Oh Pancho!  _ _  _ _ _ _ _!

 
 
 
ANSWERS:
 
01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader, and "Good Night, and may God Bless."
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned.)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop
16. Jimmy Durante
17. Song Bird
18. 54
19. Oh Cisco!

 
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2007, 04:57:22 PM »

That was really good, I enjoyed it.  Only missed on two of them.  Our capacity to forget important things and remember trivia after so many years is amazing.
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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2007, 06:34:02 PM »

Well, I will have to say you did better than me. I missed four. LOl
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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2007, 04:36:59 AM »

I did pretty good, I only missed #13.  Jack
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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2007, 04:40:50 AM »

I added it to the test. Thanks for the question. Richard

1 more, Who said good nite Mrs Calabash werever you are?
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2007, 05:03:48 AM »

Dr. Dave, I added it to the test. Thanks for the answer. I had forgotten it. LOL
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2007, 05:04:30 AM »

1more, Who said good nite Mrs Calabash werever you are?



What was the Name of Sky Kings Plane?
I am adding it to the test, but I do not know the answer. Richard
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« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2007, 05:55:13 AM »

According to the Sky King trivia page, he had two airplanes, both named xxxx xxxx

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I am moving it to the answer list. Thanks, Frank.
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« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2007, 06:07:51 AM »

Frank Got it!

Another for the list:

At the beginning of this show, a voice calls out, "Car _ _ Where Are You?"

Too Easy?

Finish This, "Oh Pancho!  _ _  _ _ _ _ _!

Added to the test!
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« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2007, 07:19:36 AM »

Frank Got it!

Another for the list:

At the beginning of this show, a voice calls out, "Car__  Where Are You?"

Jack got it. Answer moved to answer section. Richard
Too Easy?

Finish This, "Oh Pancho!  _ _  _ _ _ _ _! Can't remember this one but it was the Cisco Kid

I think this is really showing everyone's age!!
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« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2007, 07:55:54 AM »

Thanks for the answer Len. Moved to the answer section. Richard
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