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Author Topic: What happened to Joke of the Week?  (Read 2474 times)
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« on: August 12, 2007, 10:52:04 PM »

Did I miss the memo? Did the Joke of the Week get moved or discontinued? I really looked forward to seeing the joke posted and then all the other jokes that followed.

Please help Cool Cool Cool

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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 12:10:08 AM »

OK, so I read recently that one out of four men is gay (shudder).  That means that if you join three guys having a conversation and you are sure that none of them is gay.....that means that YOU ARE.  Stats don't lie!

Hope this helped with your joke withdrawl symptoms.

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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 05:17:40 AM »

Hi Grant,

I'm a little too busy in the summer to leep up with the "JOTW"

Sorry!  If anybody would like to pitch some, they can do so...

Once a week always worked.

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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 07:15:13 AM »

Gee, I was hoping it died a quiet death.  I like jokes a lot, and am always sending them and reading them, but I come here to read about buses, not blonds.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 07:48:29 AM »

We took the bus out for a quick trip on the South Carolina back roads.
As my luck goes, an opportunity to work on the ole girl arose.
Some how I forgot to take a screwdriver.
So, I stopped by a little country store. Several men were sitting around a potbellied stove, and one rose as I walked in.

"Do you have any screwdrivers?" I asked.

"You want to buy one or borrow one?" he drawled.

"Buy one." "Then I got screwdrivers," he said.
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2007, 09:26:39 AM »

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
 

 
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2007, 12:39:46 PM »

Thanks Ed...gave me a chuckle when I needed it most.

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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2007, 01:31:09 PM »

I'm glad it's back.  I missed it but probably won't post any jokes because I got berated too much on my last one.  Too much controversy over my trying to be funny
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2007, 02:26:13 PM »

I can't believe you're skeert of a little controversy  Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2007, 02:57:10 PM »

Ed,

Having met you at Bussin, and knowing a little of your personality makes it all the funnier.

Cat, 

I can't believe ANYONE would take offense to you.  At least not if they knew you for more than a few minutes. 

Just like Ed's joke above, sometimes it is funnier when you have met the instigator.

Lets all give each other the benefit of the doubt when it comes to being offended in the "JOKES" section.

I remember if someone got uppity about something my Grandpa said, he would ask "Do you need a Bandaid", 

They would ask "Why!"

His response "To cover up that thin skin you got"

Never helped the situation, but I laughed (on the inside) just the same.

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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2007, 06:54:47 PM »

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NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2007, 07:48:49 PM »

Bubbagal, The silent majority approved.

I can't type while laughing or I would have told you I liked all of them.

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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2007, 08:48:47 PM »

I'm glad it's back.  I missed it but probably won't post any jokes because I got berated too much on my last one.  Too much controversy over my trying to be funny                               

Hey Cat,
Joke 'em if they can't take a..... opps....Dang it that ain't the way it goes (is it Kyle? LOL!?).
Anyway if you like it tell it, if they don't like it........Well then tough, let 'em come to the rally an tell ya so in person! LOL!
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2007, 08:52:06 PM »

We took the bus out for a quick trip on the South Carolina back roads.
As my luck goes, an opportunity to work on the ole girl arose.
Some how I forgot to take a screwdriver.
So, I stopped by a little country store. Several men were sitting around a potbellied stove, and one rose as I walked in.

"Do you have any screwdrivers?" I asked.

"You want to buy one or borrow one?" he drawled.

"Buy one." "Then I got screwdrivers," he said.                       

Kyle did ya really get one on the road? I hadn't heard much from ya lately and been wondering why? Let's see pics! By the way ain't drive'n 'em funner than collect'n 'em?
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2007, 10:45:34 PM »

Thanks to all. I guess I was just looking for something a bit more lighthearted after reading the unbelievable post by Barn Owl.

Thanks for helping. I look forward to more in the future!

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