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« on: August 12, 2007, 10:52:04 PM »

Did I miss the memo? Did the Joke of the Week get moved or discontinued? I really looked forward to seeing the joke posted and then all the other jokes that followed.

Please help Cool Cool Cool

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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 12:10:08 AM »

OK, so I read recently that one out of four men is gay (shudder).  That means that if you join three guys having a conversation and you are sure that none of them is gay.....that means that YOU ARE.  Stats don't lie!

Hope this helped with your joke withdrawl symptoms.

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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 05:17:40 AM »

Hi Grant,

I'm a little too busy in the summer to leep up with the "JOTW"

Sorry!  If anybody would like to pitch some, they can do so...

Once a week always worked.

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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 07:15:13 AM »

Gee, I was hoping it died a quiet death.  I like jokes a lot, and am always sending them and reading them, but I come here to read about buses, not blonds.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 07:48:29 AM »

We took the bus out for a quick trip on the South Carolina back roads.
As my luck goes, an opportunity to work on the ole girl arose.
Some how I forgot to take a screwdriver.
So, I stopped by a little country store. Several men were sitting around a potbellied stove, and one rose as I walked in.

"Do you have any screwdrivers?" I asked.

"You want to buy one or borrow one?" he drawled.

"Buy one." "Then I got screwdrivers," he said.
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2007, 09:26:39 AM »

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
 

 
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2007, 12:39:46 PM »

Thanks Ed...gave me a chuckle when I needed it most.

Bob
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2007, 01:31:09 PM »

I'm glad it's back.  I missed it but probably won't post any jokes because I got berated too much on my last one.  Too much controversy over my trying to be funny
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2007, 02:26:13 PM »

I can't believe you're skeert of a little controversy  Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2007, 02:57:10 PM »

Ed,

Having met you at Bussin, and knowing a little of your personality makes it all the funnier.

Cat, 

I can't believe ANYONE would take offense to you.  At least not if they knew you for more than a few minutes. 

Just like Ed's joke above, sometimes it is funnier when you have met the instigator.

Lets all give each other the benefit of the doubt when it comes to being offended in the "JOKES" section.

I remember if someone got uppity about something my Grandpa said, he would ask "Do you need a Bandaid", 

They would ask "Why!"

His response "To cover up that thin skin you got"

Never helped the situation, but I laughed (on the inside) just the same.

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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2007, 06:54:47 PM »

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NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2007, 07:48:49 PM »

Bubbagal, The silent majority approved.

I can't type while laughing or I would have told you I liked all of them.

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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2007, 08:48:47 PM »

I'm glad it's back.  I missed it but probably won't post any jokes because I got berated too much on my last one.  Too much controversy over my trying to be funny                               

Hey Cat,
Joke 'em if they can't take a..... opps....Dang it that ain't the way it goes (is it Kyle? LOL!?).
Anyway if you like it tell it, if they don't like it........Well then tough, let 'em come to the rally an tell ya so in person! LOL!
Grin  BK  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2007, 08:52:06 PM »

We took the bus out for a quick trip on the South Carolina back roads.
As my luck goes, an opportunity to work on the ole girl arose.
Some how I forgot to take a screwdriver.
So, I stopped by a little country store. Several men were sitting around a potbellied stove, and one rose as I walked in.

"Do you have any screwdrivers?" I asked.

"You want to buy one or borrow one?" he drawled.

"Buy one." "Then I got screwdrivers," he said.                       

Kyle did ya really get one on the road? I hadn't heard much from ya lately and been wondering why? Let's see pics! By the way ain't drive'n 'em funner than collect'n 'em?
Grin  BK  Grin
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2007, 10:45:34 PM »

Thanks to all. I guess I was just looking for something a bit more lighthearted after reading the unbelievable post by Barn Owl.

Thanks for helping. I look forward to more in the future!

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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2007, 11:17:02 PM »

When Cat speaks - Dallas listens - and so it should be - what Cretan in their right mind would take offense at Cat's words of wisdom - FWIW - Hi cat and dallas - Welcome to Tennessee
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« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2007, 03:47:35 AM »

Jim, the plan is to move them to the OT board after they have been up a couple of days. Maybe they should just be posted on the OT board in the beginning.
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Gee, I was hoping it died a quiet death.  I like jokes a lot, and am always sending them and reading them, but I come here to read about buses, not blonds.
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« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2007, 05:35:25 AM »

The OT discussions help to round out the online personalities - It's sometimes boring if it is all business.

Keeping things light is crucial to a successful journey down the busnut path.

I read the subject line first & then decide if I want to read further. That is what it is there for.
For those who don't want to read the jokes posted here, don't open anything with 'jokes' in the subject line.

I don't care for the moving of topics so much while they are active, too hard to keep up. But I'll deal with it.


BK, naaah, that was just a joke, Mine are still resting.
I have driven them & I am collecting them.  Shocked
You may not understand, but collecting/ saving scenicruisers is more fun for me than some realize. I'm in no rush as I am having so much fun on this journey.  Grin
I have an Airstream trailer (32') that I'm using to enjoy time with the kids before they realize they are too cool to hang out with their parents.  Roll Eyes
As for the buses, the desire to convert one & restore one is still there, but life's circumstances are allowing me to explore other paths right now. Since my parents are avid Airstreamers, I'm getting to spend more time with them too. The fact that I'm a busnut allows me to help them understand their diesel pusher MH too.

There are as many ways to enjoy being a busnut as there are busnuts!  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
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« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2007, 05:58:32 AM »

Kyle

I understand why you save those scenicruisers, they are a piece of history and in very limited quantities.  I have to make it a point to come by and see them in person.

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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2007, 09:40:23 AM »

I received these two jokes from a fellow member of the boadr by e-mail! I guess he was afraid of getting flamed or something, but I thought they should be shared! I ain't SCEEERED! Grin  BK  Cheesy

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my
wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But,
somehow I always had something else to take care of
first, the truck, the car, playing golf, always something
more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the
tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of
sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came
out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said,  "When
you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
 the driveway."


The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always
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« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2007, 09:42:06 AM »

Subject: Three Arkansas surgeons


> I would recognize this candidate even in my sailoring days after an all
> night liberty.
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> > Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
> > surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in
> > Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in
an
> > accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private
> > concert for the Queen of England.
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> > The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
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> > medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
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> > train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
> > woman's blonde hair and the horse's behind. I was able to put them together
> > and now she's running for President!
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2007, 12:36:46 PM »

Popsicle On The Balcony
 
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by."
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike . . ."
"Looks like the Sanders are moving."
"Jason is on his skate board . . ."
After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
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