I received these two jokes from a fellow member of the boadr by e-mail! I guess he was afraid of getting flamed or something, but I thought they should be shared! I ain't SCEEERED!
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my
wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But,
somehow I always had something else to take care of
first, the truck, the car, playing golf, always something
more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the
tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of
I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came
out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When
you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always
have a limp.
Moral to this story:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right, and the other is the husband.
"You don't stop laughing when you get old,
you get old when you stop laughing!!"