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Author Topic: OT.... Blonde thang  (Read 1222 times)
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« on: May 04, 2008, 08:58:46 PM »

A blonde  heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.   
She left  a  note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. 

When the milkman read the  note, he felt there must be a mistake.   
He thought  she probably meant 2.5 gallons. 
So he  knocked on the door to clarify the point. 

The blonde came to the  door and the milkman said, 
'I found  your note to leave 25 gallons of milk.   
Did you mean  2.5 gallons?'

The blonde said, 'I want  25 gallons.
 I'm  going to fill my bathtub up  with milk and take a milk bath 
so I can  look young and beautiful again.'

The milkman asked, 'Do you  want it pasteurized?' 

The blonde said, 'No, just up to my  tits.  I can splash it on my  eyes.'
       
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2008, 01:28:06 PM »

Ho ho ho, he he he...good one there...it got me to laugh, you see.  Smiley Smiley Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2008, 02:22:01 PM »

A blond was setting at work, crying...
Her boss asked, "what's wrong".
She replied," I've had terrible news..........sob......My mother died"....
The boss said, "why don't you take the rest of the day off and relax".
The blonde said, "I'd rather stay at work, it keeps my mind busy".
The boss returns later and she is crying even harder, " What's wrong"
The blonde says, "I have had more terrible news............My sister called........

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................. her mother died too......
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